I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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