Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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