I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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