Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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