I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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