brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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