whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
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Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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