bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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