She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Randomize
