Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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