Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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