So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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