i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
tell me about the eggs
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