I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Dick very happy bro
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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