I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
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