Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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