oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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