Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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