Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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