at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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