Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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