Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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