So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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