big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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