We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
