i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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