omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
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