who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
she looked like the before picture.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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