People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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