Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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