windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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