that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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