So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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