where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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