Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
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