Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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