69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
i think im in europe. pls send help
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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