Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
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