So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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