Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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