I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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