it's too hot outside to masturbate.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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