he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
it's great music for shaving your balls
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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