Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
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