Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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