TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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