I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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