Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
