Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Be still, my beating vagina.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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