We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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