i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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