Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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