she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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