Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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