Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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