My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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