I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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