to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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