You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Randomize
